Benn Fraker :: The Canoeist

Pursuing perfection.

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want to get involved, but can’t, won’t, or just don’t want to grow a mustache (i know i got a little tired of wearing mine). here is a great way to show your support! available in four stache styles and all shapes and sizes for average humans. look below and see which stache suits you best. when you find the one for you, just click on the mustache image. t-shirt proceeds will go to help fund my upcoming months of travel and racing.

THE STALIN

if you were a mustache, how would you be… strong and bold like a cup of black coffee. this may be your shirt. addititionally, wearing this t-shirt doesn’t align you with a tyrannical russian leaders, only with strong mustaches. how do you think he got all that power anyway.

THE TWAIN

named for one of america’s greatest minds and writers, this mustache’s reputation always precedes itself. try one on and see how mark twain felt with an extra genius boost from the upper lip.

THE DALI

elegance and class or maybe just a little crazy. whatever comes to mind, there is no doubt that the name dali gets a reaction from everyone.

THE FU

what can i really say about this classic statement, the fu. it outlines the mouth of all who wear it the way as if to underline all words spoken, letting listeners know to perk up and pay attention. wisdom is being dispensed.